Welcome to The Sorting Hat, where we sort characters from various fandoms into the four Hogwarts houses! It’s taken a few weeks and a ton of debate, but we’ve finally finished sorting all the characters from Game of Thrones (the television version), and thought it would be good to do a wrap-up post showing where everyone wound up.
There will be no justifications or explanations in this post, but if you click on any individual character name, it will take you to the post where that character was sorted and we explain our reasons. If you find any character’s placement particularly baffling, there’s a good chance we had a lively debate about them, too, and it’s entirely possible one of us agreed with you.
Now if you’ll excuse us, we need to go seal off half of Gryffindor Tower, because that place is terrifying.

There is the Gryffindor Tower we all know and love… and then there is the Tower of Terror.



Robert Baratheon
Selyse Baratheon
Ramsay Bolton



Gregor “The Mountain” Clegane
Sandor “The Hound” Clegane
Beric Dondarrion



Khal Drogo
Syrio Forel
Tormund Giantsbane



Oberyn Martell
Daario Naharis
Olly



Meera Reed
Jon Snow
Arya Stark



Bran Stark
Ned Stark
Robb Stark



Aerys Targaryen
Daenerys Targaryen
Rhaegar Targaryen



Loras Tyrell
The Waif
Ygritte

Fierce ladies and slimy, slimy men.



Petyr “Littlefinger” Baelish
Joffrey Baratheon
Roose Bolton



Bronn
Xaro Xhoan Daxos
Walder Frey



Balon Greyjoy
Euron Greyjoy
Yara Greyjoy



The High Sparrow
Cersei Lannister
Tywin Lannister



Melisandre
Missandei
Osha



Maester Pycelle
Ellaria Sand
Shae



Sansa Stark
Viserys Targaryen
Alliser Thorne



Mace Tyrell
Margaery Tyrell
Olenna Tyrell


Smalljon Umber
Varys

House “Why Doesn’t Anybody Ever Listen To Me?”



Shireen Baratheon
Stannis Baratheon
Grey Worm



Tyrion Lannister
Doran Martell
Jeor Mormont



Jorah Mormont
Qyburn
Three-Eyed Raven



Mance Rayder
Jojen Reed
Davos Seaworth



Catelyn Stark
Maester Aemon Targaryen
Samwell Tarly


Brynden “Blackfish” Tully
Thoros of Myr

Beautiful cinnamon rolls, too good for this world, too pure.



Robin Arryn
Renly Baratheon
Tommen Baratheon



Brienne of Tarth
Gendry
Gilly



Theon Greyjoy
Hodor
Jaime Lannister



Lyanna Mormont
Podrick Payne
Rakharo



Barristan Selmy
Eddison Tollett
Edmure Tully

Greatjon Umber

Your order of “Kwikspell: Beginners Magic Correspondence Course” is on its way!



Lysa Arryn
Myrcella Baratheon
Lothar Frey


Black Walder Frey
Rickon Stark

That’s right, Centaur.

Jaqen H’ghar/The Faceless Man
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